a fun night out for me is going to target
(Source: snorlaxatives, via perfecteeran)
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
(Source: guitarbage, via darlingstandbymenow)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life